Sunday, January 24, 2010

And Finally...50 Posts!

Who would have thought that I actually make to 50 post? After such a slow start..ok, a really slow start, I have somehow managed to reach 50 post...and it wasn't like I was really trying at times!

It only took me some 3 years to reach this milestone! while others do it in a few months...I took years!

Maybe I should really try harder, and post more often aye.

anyways, since it's the 50th milestone, I'm gonna break my diet..and have a can of pepsi!

Ohhh Yeaahhh!

Star Trek - 100 reasons why Kirk is Better than Picard!

Here is 100 reasons we like Kirk over Picard. This was taken from - http://www.dbstalk.com/showthread.php?t=169981 done by coldsteel.


1. When Data died, Picard had a funeral. When Spock died, Kirk reconstituted the body, forced it's soul back in, and even got him laid along the way.

2. When Picard senses that Wesley is having emotional problems he sits down and talks with him about it. When Kirk sensed that Charlie X was having emotional problems he took him to the gym and threw him around on the mats until he got over it.

3. When Picard went back in time he brought back Data's head. When Kirk went back in time he brought back a blonde.

4. Picard's Enterprise was destroyed by a couple of Klingon chicks while he was stranded on a desert planet. Kirk's Enterprise was destroyed when he blew up a crew of Klingons, stole their ship, and resurrected Spock from the dead.

5. Kirk has caused computers to self-destruct by out-thinking them on three separate occasions.

6. When Picard was in the Academy he got stabbed in the heart. When Kirk was in the Academy he beat the unbeatable Kobayashi Maru scenario and bagged Carol Marcus in his spare time.

7. When Sisko met Picard he told him he hated him. When Sisko met Kirk he got his autograph.

8. Kirk does not play the flute.

9. Picard is from France.

10. When Picard has a problem he talks to Guinan about it. When Kirk has a problem he shoots it.

11. When Kirk screams it echoes across the entire planet.

12. When Kirk blew up the Enterprise, Starfleet built him another one and had it ready by the time he got home.

13. Kirk collects antique guns. Picard collects antique matrioshka nesting dolls.

14. Kirk chastises omni-powerful super beings for not being polite to women.

15. Kirk sword fights someone on a regular basis.

16. Kirk's Enterprise did not have a day care.

17. Kirk once ordered Scotty to fire a photon torpedo on his position and then he dodged out of the way so it hit the alien he was fighting.

18. Kirk has a violently deadly disease in his blood but he doesn't let it slow him down any.

19. When it's time for shore leave Kirk goes rock climbing and drinks whiskey. Picard wears nut smashing banana hammock speedos and reads by the pool.

20. Picard's name is known and respected throughout Klingon space. Kirk's name is cursed and vilified.

21. The only Klingon serving on Kirk's bridge would be a dead one.

22. Kirk jumps horses in his spare time. Picard owns a fish.

23. Kirk would never allow an "acting ensign" to lock out his command codes.

24. Picard quotes Shakespeare for fun. Kirk quotes Shakespeare to intimidate his enemies.

25. Kirk's jump kick projects 650 pounds of blunt force.

26. Kirk once made a cannon that shot diamonds.

27. Kirk defies superior alien beings on an almost daily basis.

28. When the evil aliens use a stun ray on the crew, Kirk always stays conscious for a minimum of 15 seconds longer than everyone else.

29. Kirk is on a first name basis with every single admiral in Starfleet.

30. Kirk once said: "You're the Captain's woman till he says your not."

31. When Sarek mind melded with Picard, Picard cried a lot. When Sarek mind melded with Kirk, Kirk decided to hijack the Enterprise and bring Spock back from the dead.

32. Kirk can shoulder roll at 127 miles per hour.

33. Picard's engineer wears goofy wrap-around sunglasses. Kirk's engineer wears a kilt and can drink you under the table.

34. If Picard's engineer has a headache it's because he wore his Visor for too long. If Kirk's engineer has a headache it's because he has a hangover.

35. Kirk looks good in sideburns. Really good.

36. Picard drinks tea. Kirk drinks Saurian Brandy straight from the bottle.

37. Kirk mocks Federation bureaucrats that he doesn't like and then proves that their aides are Klingon spies, just to make the point.

38. Kirk once became an Indian god with the power to resurrect the dead.

39. Kirk can beat a Vulcan at chess.

40. Kirk's love affairs extend not only across space but across time as well.

41. Kirk's dress uniform does not actually look like a dress.

42. Kirk looks good in a ripped shirt, and he knows it.

43. Kirk repopulated the Earth's once extinct humpbacked whale species.

44. When Picard wants the ship to go faster he calls down to engineering and asks to go faster. When Kirk wants the ship to go faster he sling-shots it around the sun.

45. When Klingons invaded Picard's Enterprise he carefully neutralized them.
When Klingons invaded Kirk's Enterprise, twice, he had a massive sword fight with them the first time and blew the ship up under their @$$ the second time.

46. Kirk has fought evil duplicates of himself on numerous occasions, always with screaming involved.

47. Kirk's greatest nemesis was the genetically superior ruler of over a quarter of the Earth. Picard's greatest nemesis likes to dress like him and occasionally cause inconvenience.

48. Kirk has punched out at least one member of over three thousand known alien races.

49. Kirk would never allow his first officer to get more tail than he does.

50. No matter what world Picard goes to, Kirk was there first and probably has an illegitimate child somewhere on the planet.

51. Everyone knows the phrase "Beam me up, Scotty!" The phrase, "Energize whenever you are ready, Mr. La Forge," doesn't exactly have the same notoriety.

52. Picard's first officer is named after a bathroom code.

53. Kirk once yelled, "No blah-blah-blah! No blah-blah-blah!" and made it sound important.

54. Kirk's hand phaser is sleek and sexy. Picard's hand phaser looks like a Hoover dirt devil.

55. When Kirk wants to talk to the Enterprise he flips open his communicator dramatically. When Picard wants to talk to the Enterprise he has to tweak his own nipple.

56. Kirk's youth was spent doing back breaking work on a farm in Iowa.
Picard's youth was spent squishing grapes with his toes in France.

57. Kirk fought the Greek god Apollo. And won.

58. The women on Picard's ship wear long pants. On Kirk's ship, miniskirts are mandatory.

59. Kirk's middle name is Tiberius.

60. It runs in the family: Picard's brother died trapped in a fire. Kirk's brother died fighting swarms of alien invaders.

61. When Data hijacked the Enterprise, Picard was helpless to stop him. When Spock hijacked the Enterprise Kirk fought him to the death.

62. Kirk's medical officer prescribes hard liquor as a cure all.

63. Kirk has heavy calluses on his right index finger from pressing the trigger on his phaser so many times.

64. When Kirk gets punched in the face he just wipes the blood off his lip and looks at it with a smirk.

65. Picard once wore formal Klingon robes for a Klingon ceremony. If Kirk ever wore Klingon robes it would be because he took them off a dead Klingon.

66. Kirk chops his own firewood.

67. Kirk once led a Mafia take over.

68. Kirk would have slept with Beverly Crusher by episode two.

69. In the episode "The Trouble With Tribbles" the tribbles bred at such a fast rate not because of instinct but because they were in the presence of Kirk.

70. When Deanna Troi talks about what she's feeling, Picard listens carefully and thanks her for her input. Kirk would have called it "pillow talk."

71. The emotional content level of Kirk's speeches is an average of 782 times higher than the level of Picard's speeches. If he's talking about revolution, exploration or diversity, it is 1,089 times higher.


72. When Picard has an alien delegation on board he invites them to a quiet dinner. When Kirk has an alien delegation on board he gets plowed on Romulan Ale.

73. Kirk is familiar with 20th century slang.

74. The main computer on Kirk's Enterprise once hit on him.

75. Kirk faced off against Wyatt Earp at the O.K. Corral and won.

76. Picard is a Frenchman with an English accent.

77. Kirk only requires thirty-two minutes of sleep a day.

78. Kirk eats multicolored nutrition squares because he's too busy fighting stuff to eat a normal meal.

79. Kirk destroyed 672 uniform tunics during the Enterprise's first five year mission.

80. 347 of those tunics were destroyed during combat with Klingons. The rest were destroyed by various women.

81. When Picard fought the Borg he got assimilated. When Kirk fought the Borg he blew up their planet.

82. When Kirk was sent to the prison camp on Rura Penthe he hadn't bathed or changed his clothes in days and was wearing animal carcasses for warmth but Iman still threw herself at him the moment he arrived.

83. When Abraham Lincoln appeared floating in space in front of the Enterprise, Kirk didn't even blink.

84. Kirk can break out of any jail cell that is located anywhere in time or space within one hour. Within one half hour if Spock is with him.

85. When Kirk disguised himself as a Romulan, he stole a cloaking device and used it to escape to Federation space. When Picard disguised himself as a Romulan he ate some soup and then got captured.

86. Denny Crane.

87. 87% of all Klingon opera is about the singer's desire to kill Kirk.

88. The other 13% of all Klingon opera is about the singer's desire to be killed by Kirk in glorious battle.

89. Kirk once taught an emotionless female android how to love. Then he broke up with her.

90. Kirk's evil twin womanized and swilled brandy. Picard's evil twin liked to have his scalp massaged by Ron Perlman.

91. Even though they haven't existed for hundreds of years, Kirk can still sort of drive a stick shift.

92. Kirk never dressed in green tights and pretended to be Robin Hood, and if he had, someone would have paid for it.

93. Even though Kirk often pauses between words, no one ever dares interrupt him.

94. Kirk went to the center of the universe, met god and wasn't impressed.

95. When Kirk says "boldly go," he means it.

96. "KHHHAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!!!"

97. Kirk blatantly disobeys one out of every five Starfleet orders just to remind them who's really minding the store.

98. Starfleet estimates that the average Klingon has a 36% chance of being killed by Kirk at some point in their lifetime, regardless of their age, profession, location or social status.

99. Kirk once kicked a Klingon into the molten core of an exploding planet.

100. Style: Kirk did it first, he did it better and he did it wearing gold velour and Beatle-boots with a space girl on each arm.

From ColdSteel, thank you for the great reasons!

Thursday, January 21, 2010

My Luck......Have you seen it?! Part 2

Alrite then.

So far, I finally got the batteries on the recharger, and it was charging. Now to find my camera.

I looked and looked, for a whole day and yet I could not find it. I was getting pissed and annoyed with myself and the damn camera (wat did the camera do?). I gave up after spending the better half of the day looking for it, and move on with my other work. I wasted the day and didnt get to take the pictures I wanted.

Around midnight, I decided to give it one last check around the house...and behold, I found the camera! It was on top on the store room drawer....with was downstairs and I havent been in the store room in ages. And yet there it was! Farking hell.

And just when I was thinking, YES! I notice there a 5 cent size black circle on the screen!!! NOO! Gawddamnit...there's a freaking black circle on the damn screen, right in the middle! You can still take pictures, but without looking at the centre..the most important part!

And the camera is stuck in ON mode all the time, you cannot switch it off, so you have to remove the batteries....and to add inslut to this situation, the damn batteries only last 10 minutes.

Really.Sucks.Damn.What.The.Hell.

How can this happen!!

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Timbaland Timothy Where Have You Been Lyrics

Recently saw the Timbaland video clip "Morning After Dark" from his latest album, Shock Value 2 and I was hooked! Got the album the next day and I have to say, the songs are good! I especially like "Timothy where have you been feat. JET", "Can You Feel it feat. Esthero & Sebastian", "Morning after dark feat. So Shy & Nelly Furtado", "We Belong To The Music feat. Miley Cyrus - which is a surprise cause I dont like her but the song was good" and more. Below is the lyrics for the song "Timothy.."

Timbaland Timothy Where Have You Been Lyrics

Timothy I took your place
Timothy cuz such a waste
Timothy we found your spaceship
Timothy its the farthest you've ever flown

Put your lighters up
Put your lighters up ya'll (ya'll)
Put your lighters up
This the Timothy song if ya don't bout me

Ya they call me Tim
VA's phenomenon
I kill em all winter
Until the summer come
From just another name
All the way to number one
And I'm simply the best
When its all said and done
Remember when me and Magoo was tryin to make a meal
Well we did
And years later we got it still
Gave you my bio
Under construction 1 and 2
Hundred percent genuine
That was from me to you
I'm makin moves while they ridicule
I'm like a warm summer breeze in the swimmin pool
I'm cool
I never kept it basic
I been so many places
Been gettin money since them honeys had them small faces
So many little me's
I can hear small traces
But I just ignore it
Cuz I'm too big for it
And I can hear 'em screamin (screamin)

Timothy where have you been
It's not what it seems but it is
Timothy where have you been
She cried in the kitchen to let you go
Timothy where have you been

I been in Athens, Georgia by way of Bubba Sparxx
When the nights was bright
And all the days was dark
But now they all bright
Everything is all right
If you assumin life was wonderful
Then you alright
I got a bad wife
3 beautiful kids
I make the world dance
Ya look what I done did
Here's for Jay-Z
Nelly Furtado
Catch up
Ya'll slow
Escargot
Nelly your 14 mil
Where's Fargo?
I brought a airplane
F*ck I need a car for?
Ask Justin Timberlake is Timbaland great
Ya'll gotta deal wit me
No handshake
Stand up N*gga
Rather have a stand off
Wit the law before I let 'em say I ran off
And I can hear 'em screamin

Timothy where have you been
Its not what it seems but it is
Timothy where have you been
She cried in the kitchen to let you go
Timothy where have you been

Hey some say I run away
But really I never left
They wonder where I been
But they can never guess
I been around the world
Here to the other side
And I successfully achieved what all those others tried
Carry my city on my back
Like a crucifix
For more than a decade
Cuz I can do this sh*t
A lot of people want my spot
But I don't hesitate
The track label by legacy
Won't appreciate
I stand strong
Everything I put my hands on
Me and Mr. I-Be
Cuz ain't no I in team
Cuz I can hear 'em sayin

Timothy where have you been
Its not what it seems but it is
Timothy where have you been
She cried in the kitchen to let you go
Timothy where have you been
Timothy where have you been
She cried in the kitchen to let you go
Where have you been
Timothy where have you been

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

My Luck....Have You seen it?!

My luck sucks. Actually, I think my luck is on a major industrial strike against me. It hates me. Damn you luck!

Tomorrow, I wanted to use my digital camera. I used it the other day, and the batteries was down bout half, so though I better check it out today and see if I needed to recharge them.

So, natural I look at the last place where I kept it...and it wasn't there. Fine. I start to look around and an hour and half later, I find it, downstairs under the coffee table. Why it was there..I do not know.

I try to on it...and the batteries are dead. Ok, not a problem. Head back upstairs, to get the re-charger.......and its not in my drawer. Weird, it has always been there, and it was there last night...but oh well. Again, I look for it...and another half and hour, I found it. In the store room. Inside a bag. Why was it there....I do not know.

Then I realise...the re-charger unit is missing it's electrical cord. Again, another search occurs....I give up after another hour and head out.

Came back a few hours later, and decided to give it another shot. Looked around, and found the cord downstairs in the guest room, in the last drawer of the cabinet. Why was it there.....I do not know...but it was beginnin to piss me off.

Got the charger, cord plugged it in, and started re-charging the batteries. Think that was it?

NOOOOO........

I just realised that the damn camera is missing again.

I think I'll just not take any pictures tomorrow.

Pirate Of The Caribbean : At World's End

Went and finally saw it a few days back, as I had nothing much to do. It was almost three hours long, and despite a really slow first half, I enjoyed it alot.The starting of the film, really was good, and gave me the creeps watching all the people die without any question, defense, help, prove, trial...nothing. Kinda sad, to see people being put to death, especially the kids.

It was after that, that the movie really got boring, and was dragging....and I found myself wishing it move along faster. But lucky, the movie improved on, from the appearence of Captain Jack Sparrow!!Alot of fighting scenes, alot of Betrayal, and counter Betrayal....abit too much for me. I never like Ms Swan, and in the 3rd installment, I still didnt like her.

Captain Barbossa rocked, so did Davy Jones.The jokes were great, but too bad I was watching with a freaking bunch of old people who for some reason, DIDNT get most of the JOKES!!!

I give this movie a 6 out of 10, mainly for Captain Jack and Captain Barbossa.

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Sick Again!

I'm caught the flu...again.

Even with all the extra vitamin supplements and exercise I have been taking/doing, I still managed to get the flu again.

damn.

Sunday, January 10, 2010

Churches Burnt In Malaysia

Starting from Friday, till Monday a total of 8 churches have been attacked so far, in response to the courts allowing other races to use the word "Allah".

The churches are -

The Metro Tabernacle Church in Desa Melawati
The Assumption Church in Petaling Jaya
The Life Chapel Section in 17 Petaling Jaya
The Good Shepherd Lutheran Church in Kuala Lumpur
The St. Louis Catholic Church in Taiping
The All Saints Church in Taiping
The Sidang Injil Borneo Church in Negeri Sembilan

The most severe damaged church is the Metro Tabernacle Church, while the rest suffered minor damages or non due to failure of the bombs to explode.

What kind of people would attack places of worship because of a word? If you have a problem with other races using the word "Allah" and solve it thru proper means, and not do this. This only puts you in a bad light, shows that we can prefer violence methods rather than peaceful ones.

And the Herald...if the malays want to be the only ones using "Allah" let them!! We can substitute Allah for Tuhan right? What is the big deal, we are still calling god.....GOD!! Just give the word up! Is it worth it, to let things escalate just for a single word? Give IT UP!

It makes Malaysians in general, look really bad, like a country that is religious intolerance. is this what we are becoming? Is this what we want the rest of the world to see us as?

geez.

Thursday, January 07, 2010

A Sad Tale about a Malaysian Stray Dog

My sister has been taking care of a stray female dog and her six puppies that lives around her housing area. My sister managed to give 4 of them away, one died when a car ran over it, and the last one, which she called One Ear (havent a clue why he was called that) no one wanted so my sister kept him.

Everything was fine, and she was in the process of getting both the female dog and One Ear dog licenses, when one day when both she and her housemate were out, the damn dog catchers came by, and caught One Ear.

Now its pretty command knowledge that my sister was keep and caring for these dogs and the dog catcher knew this. The reason being, that previously, they caught the female dog and my sister was the one who rescue her from the pound, so they have records of my sister's house and dog. Thats why my sister was trying hard to get the licenses from the council even thought they were throwing all sorts of red tape in front of her. (more on that in another post)

They caught One Ear, and on the very same day, they put him to sleep. No notice was given, no time was given, they just did it.

Now One Ear was about 3 months old, so I am very sure he would have ran into the house compound (they tend to escape the compound every now and then but always run back there when there's trouble to hide). I am assuming here, BUT I believe that the dog catchers went into the house compound and caught him! Could be just a mere coincidence that NO ONE was home at that time? I mean, my sister keeps very irregular working hours as does her house mate, and yet these dog catchers managed to come at the only time, when both werent at home?!

And to put a 3 month old puppy to sleep even though there are records that my sister was taking of them, without any notice, what the hell?!

This assholes are just catching dogs and putting them to sleep FOR A PROFIT! Yeah, they get paid by THE HEAD COUNT!! So the more they put down, the more they get! Who cares if someone is taking care of the dog? No collar, shoot the dog!! Oh wait, nowdays its Got Collar, NO LICENSE, KILL THE DOG!! Make a profit while at it! Oh, and just for the heck of it, the corpse of the dogs killed, are thrown into a landfill....with the trash.

And thats just screwed up.

Tuesday, January 05, 2010

2009 - 7 posts!

Now thats a joke!

7 post for a whole year!!

7 freaking post!!

7 times I logged on!!

7 times I actually found the time to post!!

Man, thats just sad for someone who said "I shall post more!!"

I should kick myself now.

MGMT - Time To Pretend Lyrics

I simply love this song. I cant get enuff of it. I love the MGMT album, loads of good songs, such as Electric Feel, Kids, Weekend Wars....A very good buy if I do say so myself!

MGMT
Time To Pretend lyrics

I'm feeling rough, I'm feeling raw, I'm in the prime of my life.
Let's make some music, make some money, find some models for wives.
I'll move to Paris, shoot some heroin, and fuck with the stars.
You man the island and the cocaine and the elegant cars.

This is our decision, to live fast and die young.
We've got the vision, now let's have some fun.
Yeah, it's overwhelming, but what else can we do.
Get jobs in offices, and wake up for the morning commute.

Forget about our mothers and our friends
We're fated to pretend
To pretend
We're fated to pretend
To pretend

I'll miss the playgrounds and the animals and digging up worms
I'll miss the comfort of my mother and the weight of the world
I'll miss my sister, miss my father, miss my dog and my home
Yeah, I'll miss the boredom and the freedom and the time spent alone.

There's really nothing, nothing we can do
Love must be forgotten, life can always start up anew.
The models will have children, we'll get a divorce
We'll find some more models, everything must run it's course.

We'll choke on our vomit and that will be the end
We were fated to pretend
To pretend
We're fated to pretend
To pretend

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah

The Fat Report: The Fat Fight!

I have been on a diet since my last post, cutting down my rice intake to once a day, and I pushed it even further by cutting my main meals to just ONE, and thats dinner ONLY!

I normally will not eat anything till bout 730PM, and then dinner with rice(medium amount - I started off with a HUGE amount, but have been cutting down) and after a fruit. I would still feel hungry, so I would have bout 2 - 3 slices of wholemeal bread to sustain my stomach from being too hungry. I also added a small routine of exercise, running up and down my staircase from bout 15 - 25 times a day.

Since I started off my diet, I have NOT followed it for 3 days - christmas eve, christmas and boxing day. Too much good food to say no to!!

Anyhow, I am here to report that I have, from 105kg, dropped to 98kgs!!!! I still have a long way to go before I reach my goal, but at aleast, I am working on it!!